Dear Telus,
Next year, when you drop off the phone book, please just circle around behind my house and deposit it into the handy blue recycling bin located there. Or, if you truly want to be a friend to the environment and reduce your environmental footprint, then stop cutting down trees to make these near-useless tomes. I haven’t taken the plastic wrapper off of one of these buggers for at least five years, much less had occasion to use one. You see, we have this thing called the internet now…
Sincerely,
onestring